New Bumper Stickers!!

It's that time again!!

NEW BUMPER STICKERS!! *imagine crowd cheering here*

Anti-Environmental:

• Use hard plastic; makes for sturdier landfills
• Ozone Layers fear me
• I Support Litter Patrols
• You can have my styrofoam when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
• I'm all for Global Warming: it'll save of heating costs, right?

"Out There" stickers:

• Honk if your horn is broken!
• Fig Newton Liberation Front
• The Indian in my Cupboard started a Casino
• Clowns! Clowns in my Distributor Cap!
• Honestly, though, Flying Monkeys aren't all that aerodynamic.

Political:

• Genghis Khan for Emperor
• I'm the President for the Local Anarchist Committee
• I watched Lord of the Rings and I VOTE!
• I'm an Independent Republicrat and I'm voting "Maybe" on Measure 6
• Vote for Larry for Governor cuz I feel sorry for him.

Questions:

• If I roll three 6's, will my Yahtzee board burst into flames?
• Is the Prius just a seriously atrophied muscle car?
• If we sold North Dakota to Canada, would anyone notice?
• At what point do we look at the National Debt and say, "Aw, Heck with it. Let's just buy Bolivia"?
• Shouldn't Non Alcoholic Beer be better labeled "Non Potable Water"?