Canada:
- A Whole Lotta Space and Not A Whole Lotta People.
- Where the Ice Age never really left
Belgium:
- We have cool waffles named after us
- We're the speed bump between Germany and France.
Russia:
- We like our letters backwards.
- Sometimes we just like to beat ourselves up, OK?
Italy:
- It's more than wine and pasta. We have good bread, too.
- We've got more statues than New Zealand has sheep
New Zealand:
- No, we've got more sheep than Italy has statues
- Gandalf slept here.
Greece:
- Come watch us crumble
- We used to have more gods than New Zealand has statues and Italy has sheep.
Australia:
- We're a country AND a continent. Beat THAT!
- Our wildlife is weird. Really.
Switzerland:
- You want mountains? Oh, we got your mountains.
- For a nation known for its neutrality, we make some killer knives.
Germany:
- Well, OK, so we occasionally lose a World War.
- Respect us. We brought you Oktoberfest.
Kyrgyzstan:
- Yeah, we can't spell it either.
- If placed correctly, we're worth, like, 3,000 points in Scrabble
Iceland:
- We grow glaciers, then melt them.
- This is what happens when you get a bunch of Vikings together on a small island.
Sweden:
- A Saab story
- We play Winter Games in June.
Denmark:
- Getting past Hamlet-gate one year at a time.
- We own Greenland. Not really sure why.
Nepal:
- We could really use some oxygen up here.
- Geez, who's idea what it to put a country in the Himalayas anyway?
Japan:
- We lost the war, and we took over the world.
- Careful, we know Godzirra.
Myanmar:
- Come see what kind of government we have this week!
- Monsoons: They really hate us.
India:
- It's like a Frat House prank: See how many millions of people you can squeeze into a country.
- Oh, we'll get that phone call for you.
Chile:
- A thousand miles long, ten yards wide.
- Keeping the Pacific Ocean from attacking Argentina for hundreds of years.
Bolivia:
- Sure, we don't have ocean beaches, but we do have Lake Titicaca.
- We're so cool, we have TWO capitols.
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