Our local Community College sent out the Spring Schedule. Here are a few of the offerings:
P.E.: Basic Personal Defense 1 credit Prof Larry Hendershott
Literature: Shakespearean Sonnet 3 credits Prof. Perceval Blakely-Smythe
P.E.: Serious Personal Defense 1 credit Prof. Larry Hendershott
Mathematics: Applied Differential Equations 3 credits Dr. Franklin Abercrombie
Mathematics: Deciphering the meaning of that Abercrombie class.
P.E.: Kicking In the Math Heads 1 credit Prof. Larry "the Cobra" Hendershott
Sciences: Amphibian Biology 2 credits Dr. S. Robert Scandeford
P.E.: Karate Slaps to Their Slimy Foreheads 1 credit Prof. Larry "the Cobra" Hendershott
Sciences: Astro Physics, Southern Skies 3 credits Prof. Betty Flanders
P.E.: Professional Flexing in Front of Astro Physics Babes 0 credits Prof. Larry "Buff Daddy" Hendershott
Military Science: Battle Plans of the Mongolians 3 credits Maj. Rock Hammer
P.E.: Ninja Skills Against Dry Military History Junk. 1 credit Prof. Larry "Stealth Cobra" Hendershott
Music: Men's Glee Club. 1 credit Todd McFarlane
P.E.: 10 Easy Moves Against Wimpy Singer Boys. 1 credit Prof. Larry "Macho Cobra" Hendershott
Science: Intro to Planetary Physics 3 credits Dr. Samantha Goodkind
P.E.: Manly Testosterone Fighting Poses 0 credits Prof. Larry "Ripped Cobra" Hendershott
Sociology: Interspatial Relationships Thru History. 3 credits Prof. Dean Crandofutt
P.E.: Using Ancient Martial Arts to Interspate Your Relationships 1 credit Prof. Larry "Sensitive Cobra" Hendershott
Political Science: Why Pumped-Up Phys Ed. Teachers Shouldn't Be Allowed a Free Hand with Scheduling. 3 credits Dean of Students Dr. George Planchett
P.E.: Successful Revenge Against Faculty 0 credits Prof. Larry "Rabid Cobra" Hendershott
Sunday, June 14, 2009
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