Saturday, June 4, 2011

BUMPER STICKERS I'd like to see....


Be yourself. No one else wants the job.

If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger. And probably scarred up and looking like twelve miles of bad road.

Best things in life are free. Then again, many of the worst things in life are free, like Ebola.

We all live downstream. Just know, however, I live more up streamier than you.

Unfortunately, minds are NOT like parachutes. Minds are made of organic matter whereas parachutes are mostly nylon. Sheesh.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. You can mess with Leprechauns all you want, tho', cuz they're small and don't breathe fire.

I'm apathetic and I vote!

I'm proof that the government will give a driver's license to just about any gun wielding conspiracy theorist psychotic as long as they pass the proper tests. Imagine THAT.

Have you hugged a Box Jellyfish today? Don't.

Yardsticks RULE.

Why are you reading this bumper sticker? Wouldn't watching the road be a better use of your time?

I think it's time that you come to the conclusion that your lack of friends and your constant listening of AM talk radio is connected.

Vote for Kona/Hale in 2012! Just in time for the end of the world!

Ignorance isn't an excuse. It's an intellectual orientation.

If wishes were horses, then... then... wow. That would be really weird.

I think it's high time we, as a society, turned our attention to the ADHD crisis that has invaded our childrens.... Hey, nice car. Is that new?

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