Animal Shelter Glossary

Animal Shelter glossary:

• Needs Leash work: If untethered, this dog will sprint to the nearest county, which is probably how it got to the shelter in the first place.
• No Children: Dog loves to snack on kids for Sunday Brunch.
• (specific breed)-mix: Kind and sweet domesticated breed blended with a rabid, throat rendering, vampiric Pit Bull
• Not House Broken: English Sprinkler Spaniel
• Energetic: If you could tap the energy in this dog, your state would be free from the confines of foreign oil.
• Affectionate: Loves to slobber, aka kiss, anything that moves.
• Great Hunter: Will not rest until every single bird in 100 square miles has been chased off.
• Knows Tricks: Dog is probably more intelligent than most elected officials.
• Good with Cats: Is able to chase, corner, harass and juggle cats quite well.
• For a Single Dog Family: After years of being on the Extreme Cage Dog Fighting circuit, The Mangy Mauler would like to retire.
• Calm, great for Older persons: Dog has been cross bred with a throw rug.