Thursday, April 21, 2011

New Books You've Never Heard Of

Other books by A.A. Milne:
  • Pooh and the Tax Evasion Charge
  • Eeyore and the Bout With Prozac
  • The Freudian Interpretation of Pooh's Thousand Acre Wood
  • Owl's False Diploma
  • The Day Tigger Went Into Rehab

Sequels to Gone With the Wind:
  • Gone Even Further On That Darned Wind
  • Wishing Gen. Sherman Would Go On That Wind
  • Dang Wind Is Playing Havoc With My Hair
  • Rhett Butler Investigating the Wind
  • Mealy Mouth Melanie Talks About the Wind

Ernest Hemingway's other books:
  • Papa Hemingway's Children's book of Depravity and Despair
  • Hunting Endangered African Animals for Fun and Profit
  • Shotguns I've Met and Loved
  • Why I'm a Closet Vegan
  • For Once, Can't I Just Embrace My Feminine Side?!

Unpublished Charles Schultz books:
  • Peanuts and the Big Bar Fight
  • Pig-Pen and Bath Day
  • Linus and His Involvement in the Iran-Contra Affair
  • CIA Agent Snoopy and the Red Baron Water Boarding Scandal
  • Charlie Brown's Steroid Use Case

John Stienbeck's little known books:
  • Jaunty Little Limericks of Death and Dysfunctionality
  • Pleasant Bedside Stories of The Great Depression
  • The Day the Pony Died and Other Happy Tales
  • Poverty Stricken Migrant Workers and Their Charming Mythos
  • Fun Adventures of the Indigent Oyster Farmers of Cannery Row

Arthur Conan Doyle's other stories:
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Wonky Biscuit
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Case of My Burnt Morning Toast
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Incident With That Idiot at the Pharmacist's
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Case of Watson's Inability to Spell Big Words
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Case of Prof. Moriarty's Using of Nasty Language Around Mrs. Hudson

Dr. Suess' later works:
  • Interplay Between the Fascist Stars on Thars and the Anti-Stars Anarchists
  • Green Egg Conspiracy Theory
  • Hop On Pop Abuse Incident
  • Why the Grinch Was Misunderstood By Society
  • Horton Was Actually Hearing Impaired

Dr. Stephen Hawking's works before "Brief History of Time":
  • Unfolding Cosmology of That White Chunk in My Pork and Beans
  • Pithy Haikus Regarding Black Holes
  • Quantum Physics and Motorcycle Repair for Dummies
  • I Know Where Heisenberg Is AND How Fast He's Going
  • Favorite Knock Knock Jokes About Worm Holes

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