Sunday, June 14, 2009

Our local Community College sent out the Spring Schedule. Here are a few of the offerings:

P.E.: Basic Personal Defense 1 credit Prof Larry Hendershott

Literature: Shakespearean Sonnet 3 credits Prof. Perceval Blakely-Smythe

P.E.: Serious Personal Defense 1 credit Prof. Larry Hendershott

Mathematics: Applied Differential Equations 3 credits Dr. Franklin Abercrombie

Mathematics: Deciphering the meaning of that Abercrombie class.

P.E.: Kicking In the Math Heads 1 credit Prof. Larry "the Cobra" Hendershott

Sciences: Amphibian Biology 2 credits Dr. S. Robert Scandeford

P.E.: Karate Slaps to Their Slimy Foreheads 1 credit Prof. Larry "the Cobra" Hendershott

Sciences: Astro Physics, Southern Skies 3 credits Prof. Betty Flanders

P.E.: Professional Flexing in Front of Astro Physics Babes 0 credits Prof. Larry "Buff Daddy" Hendershott

Military Science: Battle Plans of the Mongolians 3 credits Maj. Rock Hammer

P.E.: Ninja Skills Against Dry Military History Junk. 1 credit Prof. Larry "Stealth Cobra" Hendershott

Music: Men's Glee Club. 1 credit Todd McFarlane

P.E.: 10 Easy Moves Against Wimpy Singer Boys. 1 credit Prof. Larry "Macho Cobra" Hendershott

Science: Intro to Planetary Physics 3 credits Dr. Samantha Goodkind

P.E.: Manly Testosterone Fighting Poses 0 credits Prof. Larry "Ripped Cobra" Hendershott

Sociology: Interspatial Relationships Thru History. 3 credits Prof. Dean Crandofutt

P.E.: Using Ancient Martial Arts to Interspate Your Relationships 1 credit Prof. Larry "Sensitive Cobra" Hendershott

Political Science: Why Pumped-Up Phys Ed. Teachers Shouldn't Be Allowed a Free Hand with Scheduling. 3 credits Dean of Students Dr. George Planchett

P.E.: Successful Revenge Against Faculty 0 credits Prof. Larry "Rabid Cobra" Hendershott

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